Toilet Paper Aficionado Pillows

'Yeah, I've been lucky. My business is pretty darned recession-proof.'

Man on toilet looks at toilet paper marked 'Emergency Only'.

Coronavirus

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

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Home For Sale - TP Included

"Seriously?! You're using toilet paper now?!"

"I don't know about you, but lately, my self-esteem has been through the roof!"

"The toilet paper was all sold out but I managed to get some toilets."

Toilet Roll House

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

The End Is Near

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

Toilet paper calendar

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I'm so proud of our son off to his first job."

Please Help!

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

No, he's in the next castle over --- I'm Prince Charmin.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

I break for toilet paper

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

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