Toilet Paper Aficionado Gifts

Man on toilet looks at toilet paper marked 'Emergency Only'.

Coronavirus

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

TPPTSD

Home For Sale - TP Included

"Seriously?! You're using toilet paper now?!"

"I don't know about you, but lately, my self-esteem has been through the roof!"

"The toilet paper was all sold out but I managed to get some toilets."

Toilet Roll House

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

The End Is Near

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

Toilet paper calendar

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I'm so proud of our son off to his first job."

Please Help!

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

I break for toilet paper

Do what you can to flatten the curve

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Flush Direct

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'