Toilet Paper Connoisseurs Gifts

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Creation of Adam

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

Toilet paper calendar

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

Toilet Graduation

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

Toilet paper rush

Home For Sale - TP Included

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

Man on toilet looks at toilet paper marked 'Emergency Only'.

'Never, Ever...use a restroom without checking the toilet paper first.'

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."