Toilet Paper Artist Gifts

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Have food. Need toilet paper

Wallpapering 4

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Creation of Adam

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

Flush Direct

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

COWS: Cows weekly shop

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"Well, we've just run out of toilet paper, but I guess we can use our stock options instead."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill