Toilet Paper Aficionados Gifts

Happy St. Patrick's Day

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Flush Direct

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

Home For Sale - TP Included

Toilet paper rush