Toilet Paper Aficionados Prints

Happy St. Patrick's Day

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Flush Direct

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

Toilet paper calendar

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

Home For Sale - TP Included

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

Toilet paper rush

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"