Toilet Paper Industry Prints

Retirement prank.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Flush Direct

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Oh, thank God!"

"Measure twice. Wipe once."