Toilet Paper Innovator Prints

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

Paper Bath Towels.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Flush Direct

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Toilet paper calendar

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Og invents the port-a-potty.

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

Toilet paper rush

Home For Sale - TP Included