Toilet Paper Savior Prints

A hand frantically reaches for toilet paper that's rolling out of an outhouse.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Flush Direct

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

Toilet paper calendar

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Oh, thank God!"

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

Toilet Roll Prank

Toilet paper rush

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

Home For Sale - TP Included