Toilet Paper Savior Prints

A hand frantically reaches for toilet paper that's rolling out of an outhouse.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Flush Direct

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

Toilet paper calendar

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Oh, thank God!"

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

Home For Sale - TP Included

Toilet paper rush

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'