'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'
Toilet Paper Innovator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the bathroom humor enthusiast or the creative innovator in your life? Our collection celebrates those who think outside the box—even in the bathroom! Whether it's a witty mug, a playful t-shirt, or an eye-catching print, these products are designed to bring a smile and inspire ingenuity. Find a gift that matches their unique sense of humor and inventive spirit, and make their day exceptional.
"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."
Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!
There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"
Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.
"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."
I break for toilet paper
"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."
Do what you can to flatten the curve
"No not the puppy please"
'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'
A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.
Creation of Adam
Paper Bath Towels.
"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"
"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."
Toilet Tissue Typist.
Flush Direct
'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'
'It was the only white thing I had.'
"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."
'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'
"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."
Toilet paper calendar
Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.
"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."
"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."
'It just hasn't been my day.'
Og invents the port-a-potty.
'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'
"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."
Toilet Paper Hill
"Do you believe in life after hoard?"
Toilet paper rush
Home For Sale - TP Included
Toilet Paper Innovator Gifts Collection
Toilet Paper Innovator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the toilet paper innovator—witty, humorous, and perfectly crafted to start their day with a smile.
Toilet Paper Innovator Pillows
Find the perfect pillow for the inventive bathroom humorist—comfort meets comedy in these playful designs.
Toilet Paper Innovator Prints
Get inspired by art prints that celebrate creativity and humor—ideal for adding personality to any space.
Toilet Paper Innovator T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the creative genius of bathroom humor innovators—fun, clever, and sure to get some laughs.