'It was the only white thing I had.'
Toilet Paper Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your toilet paper enthusiast? From humorous mugs to playful shirts, pillows, and art prints, our collection is designed to bring a smile to their face. These creative items celebrate their unique interest with wit and charm. Whether they’re proud of their paper affection or just love a good laugh, you'll find the perfect present to add a little humor and personality to their everyday essentials.
"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."
Toilet Paper Hill
'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'
'Never, Ever...use a restroom without checking the toilet paper first.'
"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"
Coronavirus Shortages
Corona - The Misers has many Facets
"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"
"Even the Andrex Dog is panic buying now."
"I don't know why they're chasing me! Just send help!"
"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%...Better buy more toilet rolls!"
Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!
"Fifty for a little two ply action. One hundred and I'll let you take me to the loo."
"Who will open the bid at $500?"
"Sorry. I wiped out your toilet paper!"
Corona confusion
"Anyone fancy a dump?"
Easter Bunny Trump hands out toilet roll.
Flush Direct
First Wave. Second Wave.
Second wave
Do what you can to flatten the curve
"You know what? Being popular is not all it is cracked up to be!"
"This was all they had left."
The new gold standard 2020
"Shredding their toilet paper roll because you were 'bored' is still not a good excuse."
Couple with butts for faces buy facial tissue, which is actually toilet paper, at the market.
'I was on a roll and then my life just unraveled.'
"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."
"No, I spent hours in line for that!"
"Number 2 please step forward and say GIVE ME ALL YOUR CHARMIN OR I'LL CLOBBER YOU."
Creation of Adam
"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."
There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"
Toilet Paper Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Toilet Paper Enthusiast Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs perfect for toilet paper enthusiasts—witty designs to brighten their mornings.
Toilet Paper Enthusiast Pillows
Explore quirky pillows for toilet paper lovers—comfortable, humorous, and a delightful addition to any space.
Toilet Paper Enthusiast Prints
View our humorous prints celebrating toilet paper enthusiasm—ideal for decorating a bathroom or fun wall space.
Toilet Paper Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts for toilet paper fans—funny prints that express their unique passion.