Toilet Paper Enthusiast Pillows

'It was the only white thing I had.'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'Never, Ever...use a restroom without checking the toilet paper first.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Coronavirus Shortages

Corona - The Misers has many Facets

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

"Even the Andrex Dog is panic buying now."

"I don't know why they're chasing me! Just send help!"

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%...Better buy more toilet rolls!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Fifty for a little two ply action. One hundred and I'll let you take me to the loo."

"Who will open the bid at $500?"

"Sorry. I wiped out your toilet paper!"

Corona confusion

"Anyone fancy a dump?"

Easter Bunny Trump hands out toilet roll.

Flush Direct

First Wave. Second Wave.

Second wave

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"You know what? Being popular is not all it is cracked up to be!"

"This was all they had left."

The new gold standard 2020

"Shredding their toilet paper roll because you were 'bored' is still not a good excuse."

Couple with butts for faces buy facial tissue, which is actually toilet paper, at the market.

'I was on a roll and then my life just unraveled.'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"No, I spent hours in line for that!"

"Number 2 please step forward and say GIVE ME ALL YOUR CHARMIN OR I'LL CLOBBER YOU."

Creation of Adam

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"