Toilet Paper Adventurer Pillows

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"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Flush Direct

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

Toilet paper rush

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