Toilet Tissue Enthusiasts Gifts

The New Normal? Factory Firect Bath Tissue: Now by the sheet

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"No not the puppy please"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Creation of Adam

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

How men shop for towels.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Flush Direct

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

"She's a natural!"

Toilet Paper Hill

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

Toilet paper rush

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"