Toiletry Enthusiast Gifts

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

I break for toilet paper

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Superman's laundry

How it started: How it's going

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

The real reason for the pyramids.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'