Towel Enthusiast Gifts

His & Hers Towels

'You're never going to let me forget about that money you inherited, are you?'

"As you can see, I already have a towel."

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I'd better get two, in case they aren't very absorbent.'

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Opposites Attract.

Towels - His / Hers (Colour)

"Are you sure you haven't been seeing someone else while I've been on nights, Julie?"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

I break for toilet paper

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

The Movers - Decluttering

Creation of Adam

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

How men shop for towels.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Your father helped me, too."

Flush Direct

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

"Damn the Germans got here first!"