Towel Enthusiast Prints

His & Hers Towels

'You're never going to let me forget about that money you inherited, are you?'

"As you can see, I already have a towel."

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I'd better get two, in case they aren't very absorbent.'

Opposites Attract.

Towels - His / Hers (Colour)

"Are you sure you haven't been seeing someone else while I've been on nights, Julie?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

I break for toilet paper

Genetic Manipulation

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

The Movers - Decluttering

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

How men shop for towels.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

Flush Direct

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"