Towel Collector Gifts

'...But then again, it could be a sneaky way of stealing our towels.'

"We should just buy the color our white towels always end up being."

Middle eastern gentleman in bathroom with towels: His, hers, hers, hers.

'Ted has always been a bit of a womaniser.'

'How could you possibly want another holiday? I need the towels.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

How men shop for towels.

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

"Oh, thank God!"

'Mummy, why is lace so expensive when it is mainly holes?'

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

Toilet Graduation

Toilet Roll Prank

Forklift truck

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

Towels - His / Hers (Colour)

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

You watch - she'll steer every conversation back to salad.