Towel Collector Gifts

'...But then again, it could be a sneaky way of stealing our towels.'

"We should just buy the color our white towels always end up being."

Middle eastern gentleman in bathroom with towels: His, hers, hers, hers.

'Ted has always been a bit of a womaniser.'

'How could you possibly want another holiday? I need the towels.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

How men shop for towels.

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Oh, thank God!"

'Mummy, why is lace so expensive when it is mainly holes?'

Towels - His / Hers (Colour)

Forklift truck

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Toilet Roll Prank

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

Opposites Attract.

King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'

We have the brown that are highly absorbent and get the job done, or the white that are a bit softer...