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"Which free tote goes best?"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Robot Jogger

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

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"Do you smell something?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Bottletrees.

"Would you like to try them out?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Your shout!"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Utility Chic.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

One book... One book... One book...

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'