Tote Collector Prints

"Which free tote goes best?"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

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"Do you smell something?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Would you like to try them out?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Bottletrees.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Utility Chic.

"Your shout!"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

One book... One book... One book...

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'