Shopping Trolley Collector Prints

'My other vehicle is a shopping trolley.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Zeus's Caddy

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Utility Chic.

Ecstatic caravan

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

The dead sea scrolls

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Acme Flyswatters.

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Do you have anything smaller?"

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Driverless tow truck.

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Edmund Spenser

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'