Shopping Trolley Collector T-Shirts

'My other vehicle is a shopping trolley.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Zeus's Caddy

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Utility Chic.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

The dead sea scrolls

Acme Flyswatters.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

James May

Ecstatic caravan

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Driverless tow truck.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"Do you have anything smaller?"

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Edmund Spenser

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!