Cart Collector T-Shirts

'Do we give a discount for bringing your own cart?'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"I used to own a grocery store. When I lost twenty carts in a single day, I decided to change businesses."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Zeus's Caddy

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Thank you bubbles

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Utility Chic.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Instant art

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark