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'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Acme Flyswatters.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Driverless tow truck.

"Got any new monster trucks?"

Golf cart in the hospital.

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

This one has a gadget that tells you how much you still owe on it.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'