Golf Cart Collector Gifts

Zeus's Caddy

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

James May

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Acme Flyswatters.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Driverless tow truck.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Got any new monster trucks?"

Golf cart in the hospital.

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Look at the inventory! The overhead is killing me! And you're haggling over the price of floor mats!"

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'