Golf Cart Lover Gifts

Pro golf shop.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Zeus's Caddy

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'You're away, Doc!'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Golf cart in the hospital.

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Are you sure it's ours?'

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Golf Ball Meatball

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

Foot Golf

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."