Golf Cart Fanatic Gifts

Golf cart in the hospital.

'Would you like a cart?'

"Google car."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Zeus's Caddy

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

Roads with a view.

'He lived and died for golf.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

Cars at the drive in.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.