Golf Cart Chaos Aficionado Gifts

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Golf cart in the hospital.

Clown Airbags.

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'Just what I always wanted.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

Octopus Twister

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

'Would you like a cart?'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

Children and cat crashing on cart

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

The joy of self-expression.

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'

Road rage on board.

'I call it polo golf'

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

Unintended consequences.

Golf cart---How's my driving & putting>

"*@~!*? cartoon jungle!"

Hello, claims department please!

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"