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'Return shopping carts here and there.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Spontaneous Kombucha

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Jumping Dogs

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Shoppers

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

Golfers lost on the road