Chaos Connoisseur Gifts

Child, dog, and cat all pointing to each other over a broken vase.

Two men run away from exploding fireworks

"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

Laundry.

Railway worker: 'JESSE! QUICK, call Central Control!! We've got ourselves a runaway TRAIN!!'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Marvin and the new airbag

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

Meowlzebub

"Another day, another asbo."

'Thank goodness he can't operate a chainsaw.'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"Dude, do you even remember why we were so angry."

Spontaneous Kombucha

What if penguins and cows met? THERE'D BE GRIEF!

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Times of the day - Night.

The appointed time

Action collaging

The Jackson Pollock exhibit reminded me that I need to clean the microwave.

Counselor, your last witness bit the bailiff and soiled the witness stand. Wolverines will be wolverines.

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Surroundsound

"You're so organized!"

"How is everything?"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".