Chaos Connoisseur Pillows

Child, dog, and cat all pointing to each other over a broken vase.

Two men run away from exploding fireworks

"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

Laundry.

Railway worker: 'JESSE! QUICK, call Central Control!! We've got ourselves a runaway TRAIN!!'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Marvin and the new airbag

Meowlzebub

"Another day, another asbo."

'Thank goodness he can't operate a chainsaw.'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"Dude, do you even remember why we were so angry."

Spontaneous Kombucha

What if penguins and cows met? THERE'D BE GRIEF!

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Times of the day - Night.

The appointed time

Action collaging

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Surroundsound

"You're so organized!"

"How is everything?"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'