Hobbyist Chaos Lover Pillows

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

allovertheplace.com

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.