Hobbyist Chaos Lover Gifts

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Paging for a Doctor

Meowlzebub

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Food fight!'