Comical Chaos Lover Gifts

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

Car with upright Christmas tree.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Dog In Your Face Comics

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Cinemuck

'Food fight!'

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Turn that noise down !

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Dog Day Afternoon

Covid Juggling

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Helicopter attacked by birds.

"Isn't it sweet how your boxer and my German shepherd are having so much fun together?"

Racing road signs

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'