Comedy In Chaos Lover Gifts

"I think the flush is broken."

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Cinemuck

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Fetching some bread

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

A mad scientist.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'