Comedy In Chaos Lover Gifts

"I think the flush is broken."

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Dog In Your Face Comics

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Cinemuck

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Fetching some bread

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

A mad scientist.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."