Chaotic Comedy Lover Gifts

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

'George! This way quick!'

Cinemuck

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Food fight!'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Fetching some bread

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

A mad scientist.

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.