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The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Cinemuck

'George! This way quick!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Food fight!'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Fetching some bread

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

A mad scientist.

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'