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"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Apple Pie Abduction

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'George! This way quick!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Food fight!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

The Grim Rapper

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'They're playing our song.'

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Skeleton scientists

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Covid Juggling

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Racing road signs

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

'Say 'when' or just think it really hard... I'm also kind of a psychic.'

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

Helicopter attacked by birds.

Zombie Campfire

Pandora's Fax.

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

"Do you mind? I've always wanted mine done."

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."