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"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Apple Pie Abduction

'George! This way quick!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Food fight!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

The Grim Rapper

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'They're playing our song.'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"

Covid Juggling

Skeleton scientists

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

'Say 'when' or just think it really hard... I'm also kind of a psychic.'

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

Zombie Campfire

Helicopter attacked by birds.

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Racing road signs

Pandora's Fax.

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

"I said fire not shoot."

"I think the flush is broken."

"Do you mind? I've always wanted mine done."