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',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Face painting.

Multi-tasking.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Non-Drip ?

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

Cinemuck

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Fetching some bread

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

'Sunday in the park'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

A mad scientist.

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.