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Covid Juggling

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Non-Drip ?

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'George! This way quick!'

City centre pub.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Hell: The Airport"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Sunday in the park'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch