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'Sunday in the park'

"Leave that bit."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Non-Drip ?

'George! This way quick!'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

How will this impact me?

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"I always put things off until the last minute."

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

2020 Panic Room

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Bear Market.