Comedian In Chaos Gifts

'Sunday in the park'

"Leave that bit."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Non-Drip ?

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'George! This way quick!'

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

In case of fake news about a phony emergency ring false alarm.

How will this impact me?

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

Jetsgo out of business.

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

2020 Panic Room

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"That's a relief - I thought you said crisis meeting..."