Comedy In Chaos Gifts

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

British savings accounts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Non-Drip ?

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'George! This way quick!'

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Sunday in the park'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Covid Juggling

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

Car with upright Christmas tree.

worrying letters

'John's ,um wouldn't have heard if I had said please and thank you - she was too busy shouting for help.'

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

Pandora's Fax.

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

'Nice catch, idiot!'

"I said fire not shoot."

"I think the flush is broken."

"I'll take the bottom bunk."

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

Park: Sorry Full.

'Things have to get worse before they get better.'