Comedy In Chaos Gifts

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

British savings accounts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Non-Drip ?

'George! This way quick!'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Sunday in the park'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Covid Juggling

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

worrying letters

'John's ,um wouldn't have heard if I had said please and thank you - she was too busy shouting for help.'

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

Pandora's Fax.

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

"I said fire not shoot."

'Nice catch, idiot!'

"I think the flush is broken."

"I'll take the bottom bunk."

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

'Things have to get worse before they get better.'

Park: Sorry Full.

"Leave that bit."