Comedy Chaos Gifts

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Non-Drip ?

'George! This way quick!'

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'Sunday in the park'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

worrying letters

Covid Juggling

'John's ,um wouldn't have heard if I had said please and thank you - she was too busy shouting for help.'

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

Pandora's Fax.

'Nice catch, idiot!'

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

"I said fire not shoot."

Children and cat crashing on cart

'Things have to get worse before they get better.'

Park: Sorry Full.

"Leave that bit."

Damn Seagulls