Comedy Chaos Pillows

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Non-Drip ?

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'George! This way quick!'

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'Sunday in the park'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Car with upright Christmas tree.

worrying letters

Covid Juggling

'John's ,um wouldn't have heard if I had said please and thank you - she was too busy shouting for help.'

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

Pandora's Fax.

Children and cat crashing on cart

'Nice catch, idiot!'

"I said fire not shoot."

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

Damn Seagulls

"Leave that bit."

'Things have to get worse before they get better.'

Park: Sorry Full.