Chaos Humorist Pillows

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Pandora's Fax.

'Things have to get worse before they get better.'

"I said fire not shoot."

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'George! This way quick!'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'Sunday in the park'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'