Humorist In The Chaos Pillows

worrying letters

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Non-Drip ?

'George! This way quick!'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'Sunday in the park'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Vulture waiting outside a failing business.

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

Covid Juggling

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'

'John's ,um wouldn't have heard if I had said please and thank you - she was too busy shouting for help.'

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

Toilet Roll Drop

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

Pandora's Fax.

"I said fire not shoot."

'Which service do you require, sir - Fire, Police, Ambulance or Bank-rescue?'

Mike was definitely having a mid-wife crisis.

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

'Things have to get worse before they get better.'

Park: Sorry Full.