Crisis Humorist Pillows

Mike was definitely having a mid-wife crisis.

'Which service do you require, sir - Fire, Police, Ambulance or Bank-rescue?'

"Thank him, not me!"

Toilet Roll Drop

British savings accounts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Repossessions

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

How will this impact me?

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

2020 Panic Room

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'You've got hopelessness and despair until 3:25, at which time your survival instincts are scheduled to kick in.'

Bear Market.

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

worrying letters

Banana Midlife Crisis

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

Noah's Ark

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

'One of our actors is passed out drunk. Is there a spin doctor in the house?'