Comical Chaos Creators Gifts

'Nice catch, idiot!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Face painting.

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Every class has one. . .

'George! This way quick!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Sunday in the park'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Paint fight art!