Comedy In Chaos Fan Gifts

Park: Sorry Full.

Non-Drip ?

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'Sunday in the park'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

Covid Juggling

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

Car with upright Christmas tree.

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

Helicopter attacked by birds.

Children and cat crashing on cart

"I think the flush is broken."

'Well, Doctor, what do I have and is it contagious?'

'We thought he was providing calm, thoughtful guidance through the financial crisis. Turns out he was just taking a nap.'

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

'Hey, go find your own executive retreat!'

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.

"Leave that bit."

Mall Santa

Hand shooting guns wearing rings reading 'Wickedly funny' and 'Shockingly violent'.

I'm starting to think this guy has no idea how to play darts.

"*@~!*? cartoon jungle!"

"We can update that later!"